No Babies

"Daddy, I'm not going to have kids."
"Why?"
"Because I don't want them to cut me open. I'm gonna make Christian do it."

Future Fun

The other day, she says to me, "My kids are going to love you."
"What?"
"You're going to be a great Pop Pop because you're fun."

What four year old says that?

I'll Take That as a Compliment

Best compliment I received this week:

"Hmm.  Dad, your armpit smells good!"