Friday, May 24, 2013

Boys, Boys, Boys

"Liv, why are you always talking about boys, and having boyfriends? Why do you need all those boyfriends?"
"I have to have a lot of boyfriends, so that I can pick the right one to marry me?"
"Wow. That.... actually makes a lot of sense."

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Life Lessons in Sports

(A pair of 4 year olds are arguing at 8:45am)
Christian: I want the cash register! It's my turn!
Olivia: It's mine! I had it first!
Me: If y'all can't play together, then you can come in the living room and watch sports with me.
Christian: Hey, how about we SHARE?!
Olivia: Yeah! That's a good idea!

Is there anything we can't learn from sports?

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Take Me Out To The Ballgame

"Dad, one day we should go to another baseball game."
"Oh, you liked the baseball game?"
"What did you like about it?"
"All the snacks!"
"That sounds about right."
"And Daddy, if you give me the money, I'll pay for it."
"(lol) That sounds like a good deal."